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The Unfortunate Misadventures of Sara

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Maybe the Unerotic Sexual Adventures of Sara is more appropriate. That’s what we’re going to call this sinking ship. Think Ed Harris dancing in Creepshow, the Wizard Master and the weight room in Demons 2, mixed with Robert Z’Dar’s face and Bluto popping a zit, and that’s about what you’re getting here. A lot of bitching, sadness, semen, anguish through butt sex, self loathing and a guy who likes the band Boris. We edit nothing. Everything that goes wrong will be there for any of the three people who will probably ever see this - to see. Hopefully we get better as time goes by. Or not. Who’s keeping score, right? I know I’m not… Or am I? Hell if I know, so take that score and send it to your face! Hit you in the moosh like I was Sean Penn with a pillowcase full of pop cans. And if you say soda instead of pop, you can Gladstone that shit. Only Lil Yachty pizza eating bitches say soda.

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